Mysterious Gay Orb

lefttreephantom:
“ susiethemoderator:
“ wafflebloggies:
“that first bottle dead ass looks like it’s gonna make you shoot crows out of your hands
”
the first bottle was also full of liquidized cocaine
”
So it will make me feel like I can shoot crows...

susiethemoderator:
wafflebloggies:
that first bottle dead ass looks like it’s gonna make you shoot crows out of your hands
the first bottle was also full of liquidized cocaine
So it will make me feel like I can shoot crows out of my hands

lovelyardie:

dorfs:
evnw:
YES
seeing this video after such a long time was like someone cleaning my soul’s fish bowl and giving it food flakes
This is what happens in my right eye when I get a cluster migraine

dalish-kunoichi:

Bless him

ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

benepla:

I feel like every American is assigned a nuanced opinion on Florida at birth

warriormale:
“ abadbadman:
“@warriormale there we go I named one.
”
I’m pretty happy most of the time…..
WarriorMale
”

warriormale:

abadbadman:
@warriormale there we go I named one.
I’m pretty happy most of the time…..
WarriorMale

autumngracy:

working-class-worm:
WHAT a goddamn mood

im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster:

Absolute shenanigans

dnd-homebrew5e:

cephalotodd:

big bang theory is awful for obvious reasons but honestly shout out to them for inventing “bazinga” so i have a word i can drop into any conversation for a one-hit kill

cybercrimer:

*butler hands me a wax-sealed envelopè* your callout post, sir

sheholdsyoucaptivated:

unclefather:
Men be like

alternatives to tumblr!!

frogparty:

khan academy - fix ur fucking grades

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